PNS 607 ๐Ÿ’‰ Noah is under general anesthesia

Matteo's bicep as seen Late Night with Seth Meyers.ย 

Matteo's bicep as seen Late Night with Seth Meyers. 

Scott and Patrick pick up Noah from the hospital post butt surgery. After generalized anesthesia and several glasses of Prosecco at 2pm on a Friday, we gave Matteo Lane a call post his appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

Topics include:

  • Noah's butt
  • Matteo's biceps and shirts
  • Chelsea Handler's cuntiness
  • Barbara Streisand's beef with Siri

PNS603 An Irritated Colon

Someone's butt hurts so he can't do butt stuff, like, bring a book am I right ladies? There are people on the internet get Million Dollar Babied in their crappers and one wrong douche makes a butt tender? Its not fair, but all's fair in dick and butt. Pat and Noah then air out an almost decade long grievance with Scott. Its intense, or I should say it should've been intense but the amount of pills and booze between the three have them numb to the world and feelings. Scott straps a tech-snake oil device to Noah's head and sets it to "Surge" and makes Noah more retarded. PNS603