Friday, October 31, 2008

BOO!

This story scared the shinola out of me as a child. I was afraid to swim for a whole summer!





TheRaft

13 Comments:

Blogger adbak said...

Things I loved:
- Yellow banana hammock
- "Mucho Ecologico"
- "I swear to god I'm gonna smoke you!" complete with the balled fist. Get in line, woman!
- When Mr. Yellow Speedo cooter slammed the raft and then did the (banana hammock) splits.

I'm not sure why, though, it started out as a cartoon (presumably for kids) and then delved into weed and dry humping live action.

9:07 AM  
Blogger BlueBolt said...

Wow, quite a show. Where did this come from? It was a good Halloween type vidjoe, and I'm not going to swim for a while either.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Matt Blender said...

Hey- this was a Stephen King short story.ac

11:51 AM  
Blogger Noah said...

Check the feed in iTurds... the short story is on it.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

i loved it. the clothing, the 80's vibe, the camaro, the short haired bizzo who could barely swim.

And that gelatinous mass that ate them. brava! brava!

12:30 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

In the short story the athletic guy's death is really drawn out. It takes a long time for the blob to eat him through the slats of the raft all while the nerd and the bizzo sit there and watch in transfixed HORROR *echo effect*.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous The gelatinous mass said...

I was actually third choice for the role, but as luck would have it Valerie Bertinelli and Kirstie Alley both had scheduling conflicts.

1:30 PM  
Blogger TrickyToro said...

What kind of hell show is this?!

Happy Samhain/Halloween boys!

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Christobal said...

Was this clip from the movie Creepshow (II?). I have a memory of watching it while staying at my aunt and uncle's over the summer when I was a kid. I selected this video on movie night (I was a big horror fan). They didn't realize it was rated R and I distinctly remember us kids being told to cover our eyes during the nookie scene on the raft. Please tell me there is some missing footage from the Youtube clip. For years, my young mind swam with possibility what the sex scene must have been like and I'll be damned if it was actually that squeaky clean! Thanks for shattering a childhood memory PNS.

5:00 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

I agree. It seemed pretty boink-free. I watched a couple more clips from the movie yesterday. I enjoyed one with Ted Danson and Leslie Nielsen. Give it a viewing.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this why Noah is afraid to bathe too?

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Denny said...

Why does the animated witch-looking dude have a set of week-old shorn balls for a chin?

8:12 AM  
Blogger maxinweho said...

I can't believe no one has said this yet...

This is why bitches must stick an OB in there before getting in the wa-wa!

5:27 PM  

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