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PNS287 Hard Nipples Behind a Blue Cardigan

Mega Man 3 with lyrics a'rah chear.

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PNS244 From the makers of Deloitte and Touche, comes Toy-Lette and Doosh

Its starts a little rough because here on the PNSexplosion we don't do anything nice and easy. Except our hair color, which coincidentally is Nice n' Easy®.

Marley Matlin courtesy of bigfattyonline.com, NOT bigfatty.com. But visit that too.

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PNS241 Seattle Down(es)

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PNS216 Things that are gayer then the day is long. *ding!*

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PNS187 Flush it Downes

More Rob Lindley zoom-a-zoom at The Daily Purge and How Much Do We Love.

I said I'd post this yesterday, but by Monday, I meant, "Monday".

Whoever wants to pay me 150 dollars to cut my hair, I'm open for negotiating a style.

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PNS 179 Cherzinger

Call and leave a message for the Gaywadz or Lezbos. 206 888 GAYZ.

More Rob Lindley hot mashed potatos (tonight!) at The Daily Purge and How Much Do We Love.

Don't forget Chicago pride on June 24th. We'll be in front of
The Jewels. Bromtons and Broadways.


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PNS170 Things I like to muff dive *ding*

I'm a total slacker, but I promise to be better with posting episodes on time. That said, enjoy an episode with tons of time sensitive material that is now totally irrelevent!
call our cuntment line 206 888 GAYZ
Be nice! Have fun! Oh, and lick my stink box.

toot-toot!

PNS 167: here is a new episode.

A new one, with cutzies, Vincent. For jews. Enjoy! Have fun with it! And by it, I mean tit. And by tit, I mean clit.

PNSexplosion - Episode 167

Take that f*cking cock! - PNS162 - 04.13.07

We're back in the saddle. For those of you who helped me and Devin with our vacashe -- THANK YOU!! I know I promised a shout out on the show, but you guys know how my promises usually turn out. I get all nervous and shit and I forget. So here we go! Big beejers and/or cunnilingus to Brian, PinkPie, Sharon from Tampon, Carl, Amanda, Dani, David K, Victor, Bruce, and Jay. Ryan from London, come to Chicago! Johnny and Jeffery, Devin and I are so endlessly thankful for your hospitality. Thanks for all the coffee and risotto (Expat makes the most killer risotto you guys). If y'all other peeps have websites I can pimp, send them to my gmail. noahshotwell@gmail.com. Oh and I TOTALLY forgot, my BFF Marc hooked us up with a refurbed G4! Thanks Marc'y! I cant wait for you and Em to move here. Big love to you two.

It takes us a bit to get a motors humming, but then BAM! Period Joke. I know, I was blindsided too. I get totally fixated on xtube clips this episode. Serius rade-joe talk. Afternoon advice with Tiffany. Squirting lezbo clip. Do girls really "squirt"? Or is it just pee? Call our listener line 206 888 GAYZ. Outting celebs. Rossanne is no stranger to pussoi. If you say your bi, seriously, lick puss or give beejers. Making out does not count. SNL Target skit-- does someone have a clip of this? Spraying Diahree-ree. Call our caller line 206 888 GAYZ. We promised to turn on our Skype, but didn't. Boo ya! Michael gives us some money. Thank you Michael, you are a sweetheart.

byeee! i have to go make twozies.

PNSexplosion - Episode 162

Live axe the Wads - PNS161 - 03.28.07

I'm in France y'all! We drove through South France, and now Gay Expat is ever so gracious to have us over in Paris. Devin and I are having an amazing time. Tré romantic! Thanks to Ryan too! He let us stay at his flat in London. We both wish we had more time with you Ryan! Come to Chicago sometime.

On to the episode. Tradgedy express, all aboard-- David and Devin in the house. Drink spilled on account of 8 million cords. Hand wringing about coat (I have a stain stick you can use). St. Patty day rapee's. We talk about our outfits. Shelly Long is a whore. What did we do today? Devin isn't any drunker than us, just shy everyone. Having diabeetus is hard and junk. No headphones make Skype all echoey n' shit. Pat's dead mom doesn't wear headphones. Devin privates are huge. Ah, we fix skype. Pat is bofe shower and a grower and his cock gets a yellow participation ribbon. Dave's cock is "fine", but probably huge. My cock is huge, and Devin agrees. Chris has a nice Italian sassage that is 7.5 inches. HAY! Chris is single and lovin' it. Beejer talk. Mrs. Garrett script on the way! I phone in my Mrs. Garrett impersonation. I just now realize that Chris Diani is the famous indi-filmaker! Neat! I meant to axe him if he knows of Shawn Durr. Wool sweater is good for the humidity. Anonymous movie talk. More beejer talk. Netflix queu. Devee's Sister Bertril makes me giggle. We're Going to Get It Tonight (That's right, ooh Yeah!) song ends.

PNSexplosion - Episode 161

Got Blacklung? - PNS160 - 03.20.07

Funny show today! Sussie Sisson is back in the hizzy and did her best to not talk about fingerbanging. Voice letter-box time. We make haikus, and make fun that all of you are methadone addled burn victims. Call 206 888 GAYZ. Right now. Then leave a comment for this show and boomtacular. It makes us feel oh so happy.
Woo! Gieger time! Gieger gives us ANTM update. Gieger needs to move here because I love him so.
Jeopardy time! Straight girls end up coming in and are gassy, but in a strange and unexpected turn don't fingerblast. Well played ladies. Got blacklung? Try new Lungbrush, from 'Scuse ME!®, the sister company of Right Lady's?®, the makers of Raspberry Rain Douche for Your Butt, Your Manbutt. We do something completely original and refreshing and sing Hot Mashed Potatos Tonight a-freakin-gain. Just a note to listeners: if you don't like a skit, like say The Jesuit Priests, its best to not tell me and Pat. We'll just do it more. Pat tells us about when he was 13 years old and wore a flimsy white linen skirt and got raped during his family reunion. International call from Saudi Arabia! Neat. We don't quite understand the question so we do a fatwah. Kelly Rippa, Regis, Dekota Fanning, Elizabeth Hasselbeck (note to Jehad Jerry: please make it violent), Ann Coulter (obvious, but whateves), Gale King, Oprah, and the makers of The Secret. Sandra Lee gets a fatwah warning and Pat wants to shank her right in the puss which is pretty reasonable once you think about it. We forget about trying to answer the previous question from Saudi Arabia. I tell everyone my deep dark secret about sticking a Stain Stick up my butt. Don't tell anyone, because I'd be totally mortified. I also used to bite and fuck pillows. But, shhh, don't tell anyone my shame.
Because I know so much about women's bodies, I describe female masturbation. Sussie debunks our wine soaked tampon in butt theory. Does anyone know about this, or have tried it? Uh oh, Pat's mic is cutting out. Sussie tells us her story about applicating her first tampon, which is funny and heartwarming. Love Sussie to bits. How much do we love Ikea Meatballs? Pat would totally get it on with the cadavers at Body World (yes, he is that emotionally unavailable). I kid, I kid.
Losin' Steam (Tonight!) song. We really only planned on a 20 minute show, but end up closing out after 50 minutes with an Eyetalian disco song from Fourfour.

P.S.-- If you'd like to contribute to Noah and Devin's dream vacashe (nutshell: we be broke asses 'cause they are self employed and just moved) here is a link. We are so grateful for all the donations so far, and this will be our last shameless plea, we pinky swear. Go over to boomtacular for periodic posts from France! If you didn't donate, all of us thank you for just listening/reading. xoxox

PNSexplosion - Episode 160

Axe the Gaywadz, Live!

call us on Skype tonight. 8 Central.

Things that are faggots! *ding!*, bonus episode - PNS158 - 03.14.07

Well, better late than nevah. Dave is in the house (from like a month ago). We're not at all drunk.

PNSexplosion - Episode 158