PNS174 Come in here and change mommy's litter!

Cute-pie Matt Blender back in the hozzy. Donate to his marathon Aids Foundation of Chicago. Or DON'Tnate. See if we care, what?
No seriously do. I was trying not to look needy just then.

Call and leave a message for the Gaywadz or Lezbos. 206 888 GAYZ.

Get your Rob fix: The Daily Purge and How Much Do We Love. xoxo

PNS174: Showgirls Too: Sliver's Instinct The Ruturn-- Starring Kid n' Play

Live axe the Wads - PNS161 - 03.28.07

I'm in France y'all! We drove through South France, and now Gay Expat is ever so gracious to have us over in Paris. Devin and I are having an amazing time. Tré romantic! Thanks to Ryan too! He let us stay at his flat in London. We both wish we had more time with you Ryan! Come to Chicago sometime.

On to the episode. Tradgedy express, all aboard-- David and Devin in the house. Drink spilled on account of 8 million cords. Hand wringing about coat (I have a stain stick you can use). St. Patty day rapee's. We talk about our outfits. Shelly Long is a whore. What did we do today? Devin isn't any drunker than us, just shy everyone. Having diabeetus is hard and junk. No headphones make Skype all echoey n' shit. Pat's dead mom doesn't wear headphones. Devin privates are huge. Ah, we fix skype. Pat is bofe shower and a grower and his cock gets a yellow participation ribbon. Dave's cock is "fine", but probably huge. My cock is huge, and Devin agrees. Chris has a nice Italian sassage that is 7.5 inches. HAY! Chris is single and lovin' it. Beejer talk. Mrs. Garrett script on the way! I phone in my Mrs. Garrett impersonation. I just now realize that Chris Diani is the famous indi-filmaker! Neat! I meant to axe him if he knows of Shawn Durr. Wool sweater is good for the humidity. Anonymous movie talk. More beejer talk. Netflix queu. Devee's Sister Bertril makes me giggle. We're Going to Get It Tonight (That's right, ooh Yeah!) song ends.

PNSexplosion - Episode 161

Feekeez - PNS159 - 03.15.07

Before the show started, Pat tracked in poop onto the brand new carpet and we all had a collective meltdown. We all worked through it. Later this same evening, Dahlia wanted to make him feel better via taking a huge dumper on the kitchen floor. Awe! Thanks Dahlia. Seriously, Scat Party y'all! Any donations to get the shit stains out would be wonderful. PNS staff issued shoes-off memo.
Sussie Sisson in the house! She is the sweetest gal. Her voice reminds me of another sweet gal, Sara from How Much Do We Love.... Lets all make out, lahmlahmlahm.
I can't figure out the One Touch. I'll read the (e)manual (lewis) and do it in an episode or two, and by it, I mean tit and by tit, I mean your tits. We talk about Timberlake for a bit, and I promise to play Dick in a Box at the end. I, of course, do not. We axe scott to put the paypal button on, but his fingers got too greezy from eating his ginzo food from his homeland and his fingers slipped off the keyboard. God, I love the vidjoe for Buttons! When they skank up Big Spender from Sweet Charity I get so excited. We break to have 'za and refresh drinks. Pat says Sussie makes him feel safe, and I have to agree. Zodiac killer drops by to deliver some unwiches.
Hot Tomale candies rule, but the ad guy from Ferrera Pan is a filthy animal and tried to finger bang Abortion Annie. I finally get skype to work... or not. Skype is hard and junk. Sussie tells us about Alex Trebec; she didn't get fingerbanged. Vanna Whites cho-cha smells like tedelschiedel, and you prolly wouldn't want to bang that thing with your finger. We pause to get the the Skypes to work, and we don't edit at all and end up singing Miami. Scott tricks us a la Jimmy Jam. I like it when Rose says "take it home!". Shit sammy editing, and we don't even care n' thangs, haaaay. Jealous? We call Gieger and is hilar as usual. We talk to him for about 2 minutes, which seems a little short after all that set up. We talk about falling seepies on the toity. We promise to play Sunshine and Lollypops next episode, you can guess how that turned out. We sing Miami again. Pat's high note rattles my prostate.

PNSexplosion - Episode 159

Skull fuck my nose. - PNS157 - 03.12.07

We do some voicemails (call 206 888 GAYZ you queerbait). Happy Monday. Scott was up late then yuked, then had rill bad ree-ree and yawns through a lot of the episode. I'm a bit worn out from teaching 7 classes in one day. Eating our weight in pizza slut did not help our tiredness. Totes seepy-seeps ti ti red for ni ni. Pat only grows stronger with every slice of carbo-laden greezy pizza and cinna-styx and is all fired up.
We start things off with a Don Twine remix of Hot Mashed Potatos. Freakin' hilar! But seriously is that jazz keyboarding riff from the prog-rock band Yes?
Gieger saves our shit sammy and sticks it to us hard with an ANTM update. It really tickles me because he's at once so angry and so bored. He, like always, makes that train wreck of a show hilarious. Thank goodness for little girls, and Gieger.
Prezzies! from our UPS store! Someone sent Scott some rice paper for his greezy daygo face, it immediately turns transparent because he is a dirty godless guappo. Prism Guard Panty-Shield tee had me at hello, but I'm a faggot so I'm not allowed to fight the "war" on "terror" that is in no way about oil. Dogs do not like Greenies treats, but that's just because Dahlia is an ungrateful whore-dog with a fupa and dirty vajeen. Pat stepped in Dahlia feces earlier and she kept sniffing his heal which totally grossed him out. Dahlia sure does love poop! Someone sent me a whole fucking box of hand warmers! I love it when you guys take care of me. My hands and heart are warmed. :) Sharon from Tampon sent us a litteral shitload of pixie sticks that will eventually lead to losing my little toe. They are the giant ones in the plastic tubes. Good thing someone sent us that One Touch. Ooh, I'll totally measure my blood sugar before and after pixie stick in an upcoming episode. Wouldn't that be hilar if I was diagnosed with type 2 diahbeetus live on the show?!

Music from PNS fave Fourfour. Spanks Rich.

PNSexplosion - Episode 157