PNS252 Spring Tips with the V.A.G. girls

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PNS230 Mary-Kate Olsen's First Responders

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PNS229 Muff'ns!

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PNS220 Where's the Lady Deuche®?

We'll see you on Christmas Day for our big Secret Santa episode. A-what-what!

PNS220

PNS202 Mons Brûlée

Visit our website at bloodfisting.com.

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PNS199 Put a tea towl on my gyne

Love all these episodes!? Or you don't and you're rich? Paypal us some lubin'.

Enter pnsexplosion@gmail.com as the account because we are button retarded.

Pat is our accountant, so donations technically go to him. Trust me, you don't want me to be in charge of the money.

PNS199

PNS190 V.A.G. girls go back in time

More Rob Lindley bolts of denim at The Daily Purge and How Much Do We Love.

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PNS 186 Weekend Vidjoe Cast

Weekend treat for you all because we love you so hard. This has been up on youtubes for a while so you may have already seen it. But now, you can have a better quality version to live on your computer foreves. Body Flex Volume 2.

Big spanks again to bloated lezbo Madge at yeastradio for her help digitizing the footage. Yeah, I hung out with her while we digitized it. Jealous? I drank her coffee too.

And again, thanks to Carny for the VHS tapes of this. You be knowing what tickles moi.

Here is the link to the youtube clip to send to your friends. Make us popular and junk.


See you Monday for regular showzies. xo

PNS186 Vidjoe Cast

PNS184 Vidjoe Cast

Its been a while since we've had one of these. Big props to Madge at yeastradio for her help digitizing the footage. And thanks to Carny for the VHS tapes of this trainwreck.

Here we go, possibly the most retarded thing I've ever made.

PNS184 Vidjoe Cast

V.A.G.explosion episode 2

Scissoring in 3 easy steps.

1) lie on bed w/ head facing headboard (or shelving unit) offering saphotic garden to life partner

2) your life partner's head at foot of said bed offering her chia pet

3) bump mounds 'till you feel "joined".

FIN


V.A.G.explosion #2

V.A.G.explosion!

THANKS ANDERS!! Your album art rocks more than my life partner's GYNE after taking a sit bath in bud light after a softball game..


Hey Dykes,
Alex's mic was dying because my life partner shoved it into my hoo-ha and I came multiple times. Then we ate some pizza and hummos and had some beers. Anyways, Alex's mic sucks, so be sure to turn it up to hear her. She says things for comedic effect because this is a comedy show.

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*UPDATE* I've been gone all day playing softball and puting up shelves. Here's the right link.

PNSexplosion - Episode 164

Live axe the Wads - PNS161 - 03.28.07

I'm in France y'all! We drove through South France, and now Gay Expat is ever so gracious to have us over in Paris. Devin and I are having an amazing time. Tré romantic! Thanks to Ryan too! He let us stay at his flat in London. We both wish we had more time with you Ryan! Come to Chicago sometime.

On to the episode. Tradgedy express, all aboard-- David and Devin in the house. Drink spilled on account of 8 million cords. Hand wringing about coat (I have a stain stick you can use). St. Patty day rapee's. We talk about our outfits. Shelly Long is a whore. What did we do today? Devin isn't any drunker than us, just shy everyone. Having diabeetus is hard and junk. No headphones make Skype all echoey n' shit. Pat's dead mom doesn't wear headphones. Devin privates are huge. Ah, we fix skype. Pat is bofe shower and a grower and his cock gets a yellow participation ribbon. Dave's cock is "fine", but probably huge. My cock is huge, and Devin agrees. Chris has a nice Italian sassage that is 7.5 inches. HAY! Chris is single and lovin' it. Beejer talk. Mrs. Garrett script on the way! I phone in my Mrs. Garrett impersonation. I just now realize that Chris Diani is the famous indi-filmaker! Neat! I meant to axe him if he knows of Shawn Durr. Wool sweater is good for the humidity. Anonymous movie talk. More beejer talk. Netflix queu. Devee's Sister Bertril makes me giggle. We're Going to Get It Tonight (That's right, ooh Yeah!) song ends.

PNSexplosion - Episode 161

Got Blacklung? - PNS160 - 03.20.07

Funny show today! Sussie Sisson is back in the hizzy and did her best to not talk about fingerbanging. Voice letter-box time. We make haikus, and make fun that all of you are methadone addled burn victims. Call 206 888 GAYZ. Right now. Then leave a comment for this show and boomtacular. It makes us feel oh so happy.
Woo! Gieger time! Gieger gives us ANTM update. Gieger needs to move here because I love him so.
Jeopardy time! Straight girls end up coming in and are gassy, but in a strange and unexpected turn don't fingerblast. Well played ladies. Got blacklung? Try new Lungbrush, from 'Scuse ME!®, the sister company of Right Lady's?®, the makers of Raspberry Rain Douche for Your Butt, Your Manbutt. We do something completely original and refreshing and sing Hot Mashed Potatos Tonight a-freakin-gain. Just a note to listeners: if you don't like a skit, like say The Jesuit Priests, its best to not tell me and Pat. We'll just do it more. Pat tells us about when he was 13 years old and wore a flimsy white linen skirt and got raped during his family reunion. International call from Saudi Arabia! Neat. We don't quite understand the question so we do a fatwah. Kelly Rippa, Regis, Dekota Fanning, Elizabeth Hasselbeck (note to Jehad Jerry: please make it violent), Ann Coulter (obvious, but whateves), Gale King, Oprah, and the makers of The Secret. Sandra Lee gets a fatwah warning and Pat wants to shank her right in the puss which is pretty reasonable once you think about it. We forget about trying to answer the previous question from Saudi Arabia. I tell everyone my deep dark secret about sticking a Stain Stick up my butt. Don't tell anyone, because I'd be totally mortified. I also used to bite and fuck pillows. But, shhh, don't tell anyone my shame.
Because I know so much about women's bodies, I describe female masturbation. Sussie debunks our wine soaked tampon in butt theory. Does anyone know about this, or have tried it? Uh oh, Pat's mic is cutting out. Sussie tells us her story about applicating her first tampon, which is funny and heartwarming. Love Sussie to bits. How much do we love Ikea Meatballs? Pat would totally get it on with the cadavers at Body World (yes, he is that emotionally unavailable). I kid, I kid.
Losin' Steam (Tonight!) song. We really only planned on a 20 minute show, but end up closing out after 50 minutes with an Eyetalian disco song from Fourfour.

P.S.-- If you'd like to contribute to Noah and Devin's dream vacashe (nutshell: we be broke asses 'cause they are self employed and just moved) here is a link. We are so grateful for all the donations so far, and this will be our last shameless plea, we pinky swear. Go over to boomtacular for periodic posts from France! If you didn't donate, all of us thank you for just listening/reading. xoxox

PNSexplosion - Episode 160